dont trust people who peel the whole banana before they eat it
wearing your favorite outfit
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
ill give you a snappy comeback just you wait 3 years, maggot
This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?